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RGAA London (TUE 28 AUG 01)
Thorpeburger
It’s the snack, the
snack that loves to attack
Such a large burger
Beckons you to take
up some exercise
Look at your thighs
Golden butter to
drip from your bap
Mind you don’t let
it fall in your lap
It’s a shame to
waste the tiniest nibble
It would be a crime
Pretty girl, beware
of the pleasant smell
That helps it sell
Vinaigrette you
will pour on the bun
And the fries can’t
disguise what you’ve done
For a lardy bloke
knows what he’s bitten
It’s the biggest
roll…
In Britain -
Thorpeburger
Svelte-like ones,
beware of the bathroom scales
You’ll soon be
whales
Because of Chef
Thorpe
Michael Thorpe
We love Thorpe
We love Michael
Thorpe
Michael Thorpe
We love Thorpe